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I poop sometimes
But not every day
Downwards it climbs
My dinner, from yesterday.

It escapes in a blur
My digestion's debris
It varies in texture
shape, and consistency.

It's a relief after meals
And not to sound perverse
but is this how it feels
to be gay, in reverse?

I'll admit I enjoy
releasing a groan.
when my torpedoes deploy
in the porcelain throne.
I wrote this on the yogscast forums after having explosive diarrhea. I thought I'd show my poop some love and say "no hard feelings bro, I still love you when you're straight like a log"
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xXxSketchItxXx Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  New member Hobbyist Artist
Haha, thank you that just made my day! :)
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BitchKnuckles Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  New member Student Interface Designer
This, you handsome man, is absolutely marvelous!!! xD    Dinky Clapping 
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PhysicxLaw Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
THIS IS ART!
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GoodNuffGamers Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Poetry...Pure Poetry
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uigiugtjugu Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014
oohh teutron Clap 
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Ult-NightFury-25 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Beautifully disgusting.
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RainbowDashRainbow Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
It is soo awesome! XD
and funny at the same time. I love this ode :)
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TheRedDragoness747 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Absolutely tear-jerking. And so true.
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SteampunkFridgeRider Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Beautiful.
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nuclearmissile Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
LMFAO I never thought I'd see you post somethin' like this!
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