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I poop sometimes
But not every day
Downwards it climbs
My dinner, from yesterday.

It escapes in a blur
My digestion's debris
It varies in texture
shape, and consistency.

It's a relief after meals
And not to sound perverse
but is this how it feels
to be gay, in reverse?

I'll admit I enjoy
releasing a groan.
when my torpedoes deploy
in the porcelain throne.
I wrote this on the yogscast forums after having explosive diarrhea. I thought I'd show my poop some love and say "no hard feelings bro, I still love you when you're straight like a log"
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xXxSketchItxXx Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Haha, thank you that just made my day! :)
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BitchKnuckles Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Student Interface Designer
This, you handsome man, is absolutely marvelous!!! xD    Dinky Clapping 
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PhysicxLaw Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
THIS IS ART!
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GoodNuffGamers Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Poetry...Pure Poetry
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uigiugtjugu Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014
oohh teutron Clap 
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Ult-NightFury-25 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Beautifully disgusting.
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RainbowDashRainbow Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
It is soo awesome! XD
and funny at the same time. I love this ode :)
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TheRedDragoness747 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Absolutely tear-jerking. And so true.
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soIIux-captor Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Beautiful.
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nuclearmissile Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
LMFAO I never thought I'd see you post somethin' like this!
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drbrainer Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
Best poetry to poop seen so far

ps: sorry for shitty english
pps: no pun intended :D
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Ellopoppet1998 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Student Writer
HAHAHHA, AMAZING xD
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Koguma-za Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Student General Artist
teacher is making us write, local poems, parents favourite poems, childhood poems write our own poems ad our favourite poems, guess what I'm going to put as my favourite just to spite her.
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Teutron Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I hope your teacher will appreciate the emotional depth of it.
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Koguma-za Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh im sure she will :iconevilgrinplz:
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sadpear Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
No illustration? Hahaha. I was afraid to click on this.
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Teutron Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I wanted to keep it child friendly you know. Deviantart is littered with enough porn and fetishes as it is.
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